ADAM_PORKOLAB
01 // The Core (Compute)
@Monolith @Bean(initMethod =
"compileUniverse")
public class Workstation extends SuperComputer {
private final String model = "Mac Studio (2023)";
private final Chipset cpu = AppleSilicon.M2_MAX;
private Memory ram = Memory.ofGB(64); // Docker containers go brrrr
private OS system = "macOS Sequoia 15.7.3"; // Patched. Stable. Boring.
public void executeTasks() {
// Silent. Overpowered. Monolithic.
runHeavyCompilation();
launchDockerSwarm();
this.throttle = false;
}
}
public class Workstation extends SuperComputer {
private final String model = "Mac Studio (2023)";
private final Chipset cpu = AppleSilicon.M2_MAX;
private Memory ram = Memory.ofGB(64); // Docker containers go brrrr
private OS system = "macOS Sequoia 15.7.3"; // Patched. Stable. Boring.
public void executeTasks() {
// Silent. Overpowered. Monolithic.
runHeavyCompilation();
launchDockerSwarm();
this.throttle = false;
}
}
02 & 03 // Visual & I/O Interface
// Angular Component Definition for Human-Machine Interface
@Component({selector: 'porkolab-desk-setup',
template: `
<display-matrix>
<primary [model]="Samsung S34J550WQU" [role]="IDE_Left | Manuscript_Right"></primary>
<secondary [model]="Samsung S24D330H" [orientation]="VERTICAL"></secondary>
</display-matrix>
<primary [model]="Samsung S34J550WQU" [role]="IDE_Left | Manuscript_Right"></primary>
<secondary [model]="Samsung S24D330H" [orientation]="VERTICAL"></secondary>
</display-matrix>
<input-stream>
<!-- RSI Defense Protocol Active -->
<device type="Magic Keys + Vertical Mouse"></device>
<audio out="Sennheiser HD 559 (Open Back)" mic="Audio-Technica AT2020 USB"></audio>
</input-stream>
`})
<!-- RSI Defense Protocol Active -->
<device type="Magic Keys + Vertical Mouse"></device>
<audio out="Sennheiser HD 559 (Open Back)" mic="Audio-Technica AT2020 USB"></audio>
</input-stream>
04 // Persistence Layer
"Internal SSD"
1 TB // System & Active Projects
"Cache/Scratch"
Samsung 860 EVO (500 GB) // The temp folder
graveyard
"Deep Archive"
Seagate IronWolf (4 TB) // NAS-grade
reliability
"Backup"
WD Blue (3 TB) // Paranoia pays off
"Cloud"
5 TB // Family stuff (Baby photos > Code)
> Total Local Capacity: ~8.5 TB confirmed.
05 // Analog Entropy & Legacy
Mathmos Astro Vinyl Lava Lamp (Pink/Yellow)// The only analog RNG in the room. Watches entropy to untangle logic knots.
Kindle PaperWhite 5 (2021) Signature Edition (32GB)
// Offline Input Terminal. No Ads. Just E-ink.
iPhone SE (2020)
// Small form factor. A phone is a tool, not a lifestyle.
06 // Infrastructure (VPS)
services:
vps-node-a-prod:
image: narrative-engine:latest # WordPress/Nginx
restart: always # Uptime is king
vps-node-b-lab:
image: sandbox:experimental
environment:
- DANGER_LEVEL=HIGH # CI/CD Runners live here
vps-node-a-prod:
image: narrative-engine:latest # WordPress/Nginx
restart: always # Uptime is king
vps-node-b-lab:
image: sandbox:experimental
environment:
- DANGER_LEVEL=HIGH # CI/CD Runners live here
07 // Software Stack
// package.json for Adam's Daily Routine
{"day_job_dev": {
"ide": "IntelliJ IDEA (The only one that matters)",
"containers": "Docker",
"terminal": "iTerm2 + Oh My Zsh"
},
"night_shift_writer": {
"world_building": "Obsidian (Linking non-linear thoughts)",
"export": "Microsoft Word (Necessary Evil)",
"misc": "LibreOffice"
},
"utilities": {
"browsers": ["Safari", "Firefox", "Chrome (Isolated/Failsafe)"],
"editor": "CotEditor (The Regex Scalpel)",
"ftp": "FileZilla",
"email": "Migadu + MailPoet",
"notes": "Apple Notes (Strictly compartmentalized)"
}
}
* @author Adam Porkolab
* @role Senior Fullstack Developer (Java/Angular) / Sci-Fi Writer
* @version 3.1.0 (Sequoia Build)
* @warning Contains heavy sarcasm and heavy compilation.
*/